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Welcome back after such a long hiatus! Tonight in Theater 1 I have Jeremy from Destroy All Podcasts DX in talk about Krull, the best D’n'D movie that never was (and that beats the Jeremy Irons one too). Along the way we talk about Liam Neeson, Robin Hood, James Bond and Steve McQueen for some strange reason.

WARNING: Jeremy and I swear a LOT on this podcast. So if you can’t find an explicit tag on this in iTunes then I’m telling you that it is explicit.

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This movie shows traces of:

colwyn

Smarmy Git. He knows he inherits a kingdom, title and space booty

space_bait

Admit it: You’d pillage a world for her. Or at the very least get a lot of men killed rescuing her.

little_help_here

I’m uncomfortable trying to explain this shot

stunt_double

Yeah. Nice going, Colwyn. Or should I call you Steve the stuntman?

failing

Should have rolled a Six.

bald_the_barbarian

An outlaw with a receding hairline? By the Ghost of Kevin Costner!

flaming_hooves

Read these words: FLAME HOOFED HORSES. There, I said it

umm

Umm, I can’t think of a way to put a good spin on this, folks

bad_thespian

Now I must die and leave you to deal with this f&%ked quest that I dragged you into

he_lying_girlfriend

The Beast: HE WILL BETRAY YOU

Lyssa: No, he won’t

Colwyn: I’m sorry but I love another

Lyssa: See!?!

The Beast: OH, F%&K IT ANYWAY!!!!

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